“Al Qaeda goes retro with exploding underwear.” That about says it, the “sultans of style” in the Al Qaeda posse have just launched their new summer lingerie product line. It’s, well, rather explosive.
I’m not sure how comfortable they are, but who cares, they explode — well sometimes, and they don’t always carry the desired effect, at least they didn’t for that African guy who tried to explode an airliner over Detroit, but instead got a free wax job.
I called, and, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but they’re out of pink. Please, don’t blow up the messenger.