I can’t let Obama’s “slow jam” student loan pitch on Jimmy Fallon’s Tuesday night show blow over. It’s just too propagandic, and, I suppose, somewhat strategic. Because the youth vote may be his lone savior.
Telling every college grad, and prospective college grad, they are entitled to a free college diploma — even if it’s a $150,000 diploma — for some reason, might give the youngins some “hope”. And, who knows, maybe a little “change” too — even though it’s a money laundering scheme that makes the universities richer and keeps elitist, liberal Harvard professors on the payroll. Sorry, everyone else is pretty much screwed.
So, yeah, back to the Obama-Jimmy Fallon charade.
And then Fallon, with great insight, calls Obama the “Preezy of the United Steezy,” followed by Black Thought (whoever that is) singing “If Congress doesn’t act it’s the student who pay. The right and left should join on this, like Kim and Kanye.”
The next one is all too predictable:
In other words, Republicans despise educational progress, just like they want all women to die. Oh, and lest we forget: billionaires are evil, villainous thugs.
Fallon, again, makes another failed attempt at comedy, calling Obama the “Barackness Monster.”
I won’t bore you with the rest. But if you are bored, here’s the transcript.
